Mcdonalds Job

What is Mcdonalds Job?


1.

When you work at Mcdonalds and everyday at noon you run in the stock room grab asses and jack off on all of the dry stock. This also includes going into the freezer, shutting the door and screaming "Fuck this place." at the top of your lungs.

Other activities within this job include; placing happy meal toys into oil vats, starting fires while filtering, and making a fuck load of senior coffees for old people.

If you are planning to get a "McDonalds job" be prepared to make a shitload of double cheeseburgers, gain a lot of weight and hate your life.

Jake: I have a Mcdonalds job. *stabs self in face*

or

Rachael: Tomorrow I am going to bring a bomb to work at my Mcdonalds job.

See fat, mcds, shitty, burns


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