Mcessay

What is Mcessay?


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An incredibly boring and mundane college essay. Generally includes lots of pompus language, big words, cliched similies and metaphors, and adresses a trite global topic like world hunger, poverty, or mortality.

Sadly, many English teachers today seem to think that McEssays are the ticket to getting into a good school. They are wrong.

My English teacher didn't like my college essay submission, so I wrote her a McEssay to make her happy.

See simile, metaphor, big words, college, essay, cliche


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