Mcewans Moment

What is Mcewans Moment?

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

Mouthjack

1. Laying flat on your back, on some type of hard floor (such a a bathroom floor)with your legs straight up in the air, while you masturbat..

Sleep Whore

1. A person who sleeps way too much, or sleeps in too late. (i.e.: 3 P.M.) Hey, John. How are you? What the f*** man? You woke me up! H..

Kitty Slit

1. Another word for Vagina? I bought some hair dye from some old lady.. and she told me: "Don't get that in your kitty slit! It&a..

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