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The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)
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The definitive article of clothing worn by Zebra Jacket Girl(see also ZJ)
Oh shoot Greg ZEBRA-JACKET GIRL!
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A rare form of premature ejaculation found in the caveman era.
I vanderspunked all over that bitch.
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