Mcgurk

What is Mcgurk?


1.

A mcgurk is a very swift slap to the nuts often causing severe pain, to which the reciever will fall to the floor.

Tim was getting jizzy in the bar last night so George walked by and gave him a good mcgurk, then laughed as he fell to the floor.

See punch, slap, mcgurk combo, jizzy, pain

2.

one who makes shit up to make his penis seem big when in fact he has nothing more than a 1 inch, shriveled up, POS that couldn't even please a 13 year old.

look at tom, he is mcgurkin to that teenager over there.

See cock, shit, ass, anal

3.

A secretive term for jerking off or masturbating in the presence of one who is unaccepting that a man needs to bust a load himself once in a while.

Yo, let me get the laptop so i can mcgurk to nugget porn in the bathroom.

See blumpkin

4.

To be possessive, to keep all for one self.

Stop McGurkin the Blunt.

Hey don't McGurk the chips.

See hog, take, sexual.


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