What is Mckean High School?
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Known for it's long history of great sports teams and Randy White, Mckean is now the pooper of the Red Clay school district. The football team here sucks, with a good season being 1-9, cuz at least then we won something; the once dynasty that was mens swimming has fizzled out over the past few years, to a bunch of guys modeling their dingdongs to girls, who model their fat tits for the guys. Essentially an economy in itself, Mckean High School offers a surprisingly good market for nearly any form of drug - hint, try the bathrooms - especially ecstasy. Oh, and that's also a fairly good indicator of what you'll see in the hallways. Its far from uncommon to find people having sex in various area's in the school, if your lucky you'll be able to join in on one of the gang bangs, of course, only so long as a fight isn't stopping you from getting there to watch. At best, there's 2 fights a week... worst is maybe 4-5 a day. Mckean's population consists of 2 groups of people; the "white boi's" and "teh nigga's", which encompasses all Asians Mexicans African-American and cool teachers inside the school. Mckeans Spanish teachers are one of the most interesting types out there, often known for their apparent fetish of getting themselves involved in students social lives. Now getting a reputation for its student advisory program, which provides a free recess for the upperclassmen every Wednesday, and a torture period for all incoming freshmen, who get the privilege of learning from stoners, why not to be a stoner. So why the fuck would anyone want to come to Mckean? Simple, its got something for everyone. Virgins - real easy access to pussy and cock (whatever your preference - it seems gay is the new black at Mckean), stoners have a great selection of drugs, nerds have the unique ability to place in the top 10 of their class with little to no work, failures fit right in and can even get through with decent grades, emo kids have a great audience to fulfill their attentive needs, those wanting in amateur film industry can leave with a wide variety of material, from porno's to gang wars to dramas to tragedies (like Mckean sports), and everyone else makes easy friends due to the struggle one faces at Mckean. Oh, and we got the only auto tech program in the district.
Mckean High School Cheerleaders: D-E-F-E-N-C-E... DEFENSE
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A school in Wilmington, DE. Used to be known for great sports teams and school spirit now know for junkies, failures, weird art freaks, and mexicans. There is constantly a fight in the hallways. Which you will know happened when you see fake nails, weave, bras ect. The students are so bad the teachers gave up and students start counting down the last day of school on the first day on class. Now they cant cut people from sports teams let alone win one game and there's a bigger line for the late office then the lunch line.
"McKean High School: the grades are low and the kids are high"
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