Mckelvey Edit Meaning

1.

An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.

"Dude, you better get that McKelvey snipped off before that penis cheese eats your whole dick off"

See mckelvey, uncircumsized, smegma, dick

2.

a hole that monkeys might fly out of.

traditionally an arsehole.

and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey

3.

to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.

i feel a mcKelvey coming on

4.

when you wake up next to your teacher

Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.

See dick chowder, shacking, teacher, anal sex

5.

someone who doesn't know how to add words to the urban dictionary.

a fuckwit

shut up McKelvey you gipsy

6.

a bad haircut or hairstyle

have you seen the mckelvey on that