Mclimpet

What is Mclimpet?

Term used for someone of Scottish origin who takes a shine to someone when drunk and then does not leave their side for the rest of the night.

She’ll only come out at night

The lean and hungry type

Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before

Watching and waiting

She’s sitting with you but her eyes are on the door

Woo-oh here she comes

Watch out boy she’ll chew you up

Woo-oh here she comes

She’s a mclimpet.

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