Mcmidget

What is Mcmidget?

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A very small in stature being, often mistaken for a small indoor pot plant or large spotty doorstop. This often creates a problem for the Mcmidget as he is put through great pain and suffering as people often urinate on him or miss him completely and find him stuck in the sole of one’s shoe.

They normally have spiky hair and a dotty face with a mind to match. Mcmidgets are often found in rural china but up till now only one has been discovered in Southern Africa.

See mcmidget, garden gnome
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