Mcmile

What is Mcmile?


1.

The average distance between two McDonald's "restaurants" in a given city.

Since there are now more McDonald's establishments in major cities than flies in a public shitter, one can use this as a unit to measure distance in an urban environment.

Very effective for those who cannot traverse more than the said McMile without stopping to eat at McDonald's.

Person 1: What's the dis between yer home and the college?

Person 2: About 3 McMile's

Person 1: Uhh... What's a McMile?

Person 2: It's the distance between two McDonald's restaurants!

Person 1: ...

Person 1: You'd know, fatass...

See mcdonald's, mcdonalds, fat, big mac, fatass


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