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When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will dou..
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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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A shit hole in London, well known for stinking of piss.
- I just bought a flat in Rotherhithe, it cost me £300,000.
- You were fucking..