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A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
50 Cent is such a cock captain..
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My good old pal's definition of camoflauge.
"hey, we should all wear army pants and flip flops tomorrow"
"I don&ap..
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1 address.
2 condom.
He gave me a sweet kiss on the cheek as he left and handed me his "just in case".
See address, condom..