What is Me Mate Dave?
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he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)
me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd's before they're even out in the cinema!
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Random Words:
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another name for cum, or man juice
The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral
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to grip the tip of one's penis between two fingers
man those two kids are some serious tip grippers.
See cock grabber, sac tapper..