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When a homeless man or several homeless men copulate with a baglady and ejaculate on her face/body!
I saw some crackhead crusty freelo..
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A euphemism for being laid off from work, or being suspended for a long period not through your own choice.
"Jayne couldnt cope wi..
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When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.
See keys, lost, emerg..