What is Meadow Muffin?
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(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.
"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."
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