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someone who lives in hognaston (small midlands village)
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The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification.
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A man weak in Measuring-Units who normally confuses Millimeters with Inches, and vice-versa.
The Pizza guy was flabbergasted when Tantr..