Mearns

What is Mearns?


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A gross, rotund and megalomaniacally confident beast, found high and deep in the mountains of Cornhill Court. Can be known to create extreme discomfort with it's presence and attitude. Also known as SHAGALAM

You're such a F***ING MEARNS !!!!

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