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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
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When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.
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A shemale (i.e. transexual M-to-F, with either artificial or hormonally-induced breasts whilst retaining the male penis) of openly Jewis..