What is Measure Me Softly?
1.
A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.
Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"
See
Random Words:
1.
the act of cuddling done by pirates; often done to make one feel better.
Pirate 1: I'm feeling down today. I could use a hug. :(
..