What is Measure Me Softly?
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A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.
Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"
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Verb--
To evade, shirk, avoid, flee or hide from a potentially beneficial obligation in favor of using drugs or alcohol.
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Initially a song by Rihanna, later covered by that little sadist Chris Brown. In this cover he slaps his b1tch and tells her to drive.
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