Measurement Blonde

What is Measurement Blonde?

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

Hwott

1. 1) Holy White Otter-Tape Trasher 2) a much more intense version of "what?!" 1) person1: dude, he totally just trashed that ..

Mud And Cupcakes

1. Putting mud on top of a cupcake and pretending its chocolate frosting, while giving it to an unsuspecting victim. "That chocolate ..

Zip Stick

1. The end result of when you take an ordinary stick and tie a plastic bag very tightly to the end of it. You then proceed with lighting th..

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