Measurement Blonde

What is Measurement Blonde?

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

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Zmanning

1. -To derail a thread in a very idiotic fashion reminiscent of the totsean Zman. -To make a completely idiotic comment that is inarguable..

Softcocking

1. When someone fails to participate in an activity, (usually one involving drinking) through fear of their personal safety or a fear that ..

Oh Em Eff Gee

1. its the way 'Omfg' is said why? because its cooler that way commonly used as a substitute for 'omfg' on msn Sall..

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