What is Measuring Tape In Her Purse?
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A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.
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The act of secretly masturbating to gay porn.
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When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.
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