What is Measuring Tape In Her Purse?


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A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."

You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.

See big dicks, loose


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