What is Measuring Tape In Her Purse?
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A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.
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A dildo that looks like a tightly coiled fist.
I went through Dan's house and found a rubber fist.
See dildo, gay, lesbian, bisex..
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British slang for "christmas present"
I'm only getting one bloody crimbo pressie this year!..
