What is Measuring Tape In Her Purse?
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A woman who only goes out with guys with big dicks thus the measuring tape. She measures a guys equipment and if it is not of a certain length she says "next."
You do not want to go out with her if she carries measuring tape in her purse.
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Doing something utterly stupid.
Mark is so fucking stupid, he must of ate a big chunk of brain damage today for breakfast.
See moron, ..
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it means choking the chicken, spanking the ham.
something virgins do.
You bunch of virgins.
Always jackin balls.
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