Meat Alternatives

What is Meat Alternatives?


1.

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.

Crowd: BOOOOO!

2.

Shit that those evil Vegans want us to eat instead of good, hardy meat and animal products.

After eating the meat alternatives I threw up all over the bathroon floor in disgust.

3.

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

See AYB


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