Meat And Mousing

What is Meat And Mousing?


1.

The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn.

Robert's mom caught him meat and mousing.

See masterbating, jerkin the gherkin, badgering the witness, choking the chicken, five against one


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