Meat Apron

What is Meat Apron?

(n) The abdominal folds of an obese woman that covers her pubic area. It must be lifted out of the way to access her private area.

That chick has a big meat apron! If I could bench 200 pounds, I'd be able to tag that ass.

See fat, fatty, obese, sex, pussy, overweight

Muck It Up

1. After a good doggie style romp, the jizz left on the tip of your cock gets rubbed into the chicks bunghole. A little poop gets mixed in..

Cell Phone Moan

1. While eating a chick out, you grab your cell phone, call your buddy and when he answers you begin pleasuring your partner with the phone..

Oily Doily

1. petroleum based lubricant soaked ornamental linen mat Get that oily doily out of my face See doily, oil, donkey punch..

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