Meat Bassoon

What is Meat Bassoon?

Old-musician slang for a dick.

Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.

"the first time I saw her,

she was playin' a tune,

in the orchestra pit,

on a MEAT bassoon."

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See meat, bassoon, dick, musician, head

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