What is Meat Bat?
1.
A large, floppy dong.
"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
