What is Meat Check?
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when you are kissing on a girl and take her hand and put it on your meat to gauge her reaction. if she starts rubbing its time to take your pants off. if she's like ewww you gotta pull some stank shit like "woah what are you doing. your nasty."
man 1: man i couldn't stand jodi's man face kissing on me last night so i meat checked her and got some brains
man 2: ewww i wouldn't hit that with a 10 ft pole
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When one person holds a clenched fist and throws it towards another man's balls. This hurts like hell so do it to your friends but don't let them do it to you.
The other day I meat checked Jeffrey so hard that he fell over in the street and got run over by a car.
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A game played in the washroom where friends flick their scrotums and compete for highscores.
I am the Flick the Dangler Champion!
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An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts..
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One half of this miracle we call life.
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