Meat Crayon

What is Meat Crayon?

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

See dick, rod, cock, ejaculation

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