What is Meat Drapes?
1.
A womans large sagging set of pussy lips
I licked Suzy's nasty meat drapes.
2.
Oversize vaginal lips (labia majora) that protrude or extend away from the body, unusually long they double as a nose warmer in colder climates and provide shade in sunny regions.
What's the 411 on that bitch you been shaggin? Dood, that bitch got some serious meat drapes in her drawers, first time I hit it I didn't know if I should tap it or eat it, reminded me of opening a roast beef samich, nasty.
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3.
it can be used as a sex partner, a place to drape your meat
my meat drapes is so tender after devirginizing that luscious vagina of hers
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