What is Meat Gazer?
1.
1. A security guard hired to protect cattle from rustlers.
2. A man who enjoys observing another man's penis without permission, usually in public washrooms and showers.
3. A derogatory term for a
4. A person who has a
1. "Bob. Wake up. It looks like the ol' piss-tank meat gazer finally passed out. I'm going in to hiest that heffer behind him. Watch my back."
2. "I seen you checking out my
crotch , you meat gazer!"
3. "Hey Jim, be careful. I'm pretty sure the bus driver is a meat gazer cuz he smiled at me."
4. "I seen you checking out my
pee flaps , you meat gazer!"
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2.
Someone who enjoys looking at another man's penis when he's at the urinal.
I was taking a piss and the meat gazer next to me was trying to get a look at my junk.
3.
2. (n.) The person who watches someone on probation piss to make sure a they don't attempt to tamper with the results of the test.
"Man that meat gazer was all up on my shit and now I'm gonna come up hot."
4.
One who stares at a man's package.
"Jane saw Russ and couldn't help but be a meat gazer and stare at his package."
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5.
One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.
Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)
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6.
A man who tries to catch a glimpse at your package while pissing at the urinal.
Mike sure acts like a homo when hes meat gazin'.
7.
A dude that checks out other guys packages in the lockerroom.
Hey Meat Gazer, take a picture, it'll last longer.
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