Meat Lance

What is Meat Lance?

another name for a penis, specifically for those living during Medieval Times.

The thin maiden longed to joust with Sir Thick's meat lance.

See pole, pipe, rod, hammer

Handski No No

1. When a girl begins to assist you in masterbation, but she stops pre-ejaculation. I hate that girl, all she does is handski no no. See ..

Erihsnoving

1. Rashing up your taint by rubbing naked against berber carpet. Damn, I was erihsnoving all night while playing X-box and now my underwea..

Exagserbate

1. v. to overly exaggerate the endearing qualities of a woman while you masterbate all over her. Did you see the youtube clip where Peter ..

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