What is Meat Leaks?
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After an individual deficates and wipes his/her anal ring, a brown oozing viscous stinky substance starts to seep out of the O-ring causing individual to have to re-wipe over and over through out the day. If leaks are excessive a "Manpon" may be needed. This condition is caused by old age, heavy drinking or butt darts.
How are you doing today after that bad drunk last night? My head's not too bad by I have excessive meat leaks, I've wiped 10 times.
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Random Words:
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drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).
VARIATIONS: bending elbows..
