Meat Machete

What is Meat Machete?


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Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

See dong, schlong, pecker, peter


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