What is Meat Popsicle?
1.
Term coined by Luc Besson, writer and director of "The Fifth Element", and made famous by Bruce Willis, who played the part of Korben Dallas in the movie.
Police Officer: "Are you classified as human?"
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
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2.
A person that has been frozen then defrosted, Drawn from various science fiction sources it is based on the assumption that such a person would need to justify a potentialy very distant birth date.
Cop questioning ID “yea you don’t look 346 years old, you got a beauty secret.” Citizen “I’m a Meat popsicle.”
3.
Slang term for the male genitalia.
Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.
Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.
"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"
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4.
A dead man's boner.
"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"
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5.
A mans genitalia; an erect penis being sucked on by a hungry warm mouth.
Last night your mother feasted on my Meat Popsicle and did not waste a drop.
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6.
the male genetalia (slang)
"I was so bored in class that I whipped out my meat popsicle and started jerking off. I got a detention."
7.
A stupid person
This man is a meat popsicle.
