What is Meat Port?
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Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)
Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.
"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"
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The last loud fart right before you need to leave the room to drop a deuce.
Bob: Dude, I think you just shit your pants
Dan: Nope, t..