What is Meat Puppet?
1.
person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.
George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.
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2.
A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot
That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!
3.
the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.
Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!
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4.
Porn slang for a male porn actor
"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."
"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."
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5.
A person of below average height, such as a midget, who enjoys having entire hands, or fists, inserted into their rectum, thus looking like a live puppet to any viewers.
She enjoyed having every man's hand from the local hockey team up her ass and being their meat puppet mascot.
He took his hand and jammed it up the meat puppet's ass. It looked like Kermit with blood and shit squirting everywhere.
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6.
What the recipient of digital sex becomes if 3 or more fingers are used.
Veronica was a meat puppet of the highest order, to the extent that over the years she had collected enough rings to open her own jewelry store.
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7.
A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has
tanked because of everyone suddenly moving tocloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
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