Meat Ration

What is Meat Ration?


1.

A generous, pubic PORTION, available for sexual sustenance. BEEF QUOTA or PORK ALLOTMENT.

During the war, due to the shortage of suitable men on the HOME FRONT, Lizzie and Brenda agreed to share Gerald's MEAT RATION. (Since BRENDA was the elder, her beaver generally had first bite of the SAUSAGE.)

See beef, pork, fillet, hair pie, bearded clam, Persson


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