Meat Scooter

What is Meat Scooter?


1.

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.

Runs on hay fuel.

"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"

See animal, horse, vehicle, speed, traffic

2.

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

See bicycle, messenger, death, door, injury, NPD


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