What is Meat Slap?
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To slap with one's penis
"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."
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The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.
Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap
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A big slutty girl who hooks up with wayyyyy too many guys, she also randomly calls dudes with big dicks to complain about how she can&ap..
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Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.
Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"
Alex: "Yeah..
