Meat Slap

What is Meat Slap?


1.

To slap with one's penis

"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."

See asdf

2.

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.

Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap

See meat, slap, asda, gammon, beef


80

Random Words:

1. noun - A person similar to a navigator, but who has either no idea of how to get to where one is going or only a vague idea, and they th..
1. Used to describe Valve after the incident of Left4Dead 2 being announced at E32009, around 6 months after the release of the first game...
1. The hole of the ass where the shit comes out. Dave has a plunghole See bob..