What is Meat Smuggler?
1.
Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him
Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills
See
2.
A homosexual male
Joel is a meat smuggler
See
Random Words:
1.
An obese Star Trek fan often seen at sci-fi conventions.
Known to frequently masturbate to pictures of Gates McFadden.
Those evil Lard..
1.
1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocola..