Meat Staff

What is Meat Staff?


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A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.

"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."

See short sword, wand of light, power tip, acorn


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