Meat Thermometer

What is Meat Thermometer?


1.

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

See Tom

2.

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis

1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!

2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.

3.

Penis, which can be used orally, anally, and/or vaginally (see "take her temperature")

My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.

See dick, cock, wood, shaft


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