Meat Torpedo Edit Meaning

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The male genitalia. Think about it.

My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.

See mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johnny, tally whacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, hairy hot dog, wang, weenie whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missile, giggle stick, love whistle