Meat Toucher

What is Meat Toucher?

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

Okie Tuxedo

1. Toilet seat covers widely distributed in public restrooms to protect your skin from bacterial contact. Please, only ONE Okie Tuxedo per..

Butt-bo

1. To cliam the right to return to your seat if you have to leave. You just call butt-bo seat saver as you touch your spot and it will be e..

5.9

1. Synonym for average. Derives from 5.9 inches being the average penis length in human males. It is pronounced without the decimal point. ..

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