Meat Trumpet

What is Meat Trumpet?


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When a man farts while getting oral sex.

Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

See rusty trumpet, rusty trombone, angry dragon


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