Meat Yarmulke

What is Meat Yarmulke?

Unfortunate incidence of MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) located at the crown of an ever-thinning head of hair, the pink, fleshy scap is exposed.

"Yikes, I though that guy my aunt set me up with was a real catch...until his slathered SPF 50 on his meat yarmulke! Sick!"

See yamulke, yarmulke, yarmulka, kippa, bald, old

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