What is Meathead?
1.
An enormously muscular guy who cannot hold a conversation about anything other than weight-lifting and protein shakes. Gets upset very quickly when he cannot complete his own sentences and thoughts. Can be found at nightclubs wearing shirts that are 10 sizes too small (if at all). They are by far the most closely related human beings to that of apes, chimpanzees, and other primate. They are evolutionary hindered and are less capable of following directions than my dead hampster.
2.
Typically a rather muscular person who walks around with their arms out to their side. Have no fear and love to start fights for no reason. Anthony or "Tony" is a typical meathead name. Shaved head and tattoos are characteristics of a meathead. Also known as a hardass. They carry around gallons of water acting to be some sort of muscle machine.
Meathead:"yo john, give me 20 bucks and ill knock this bitch ass out"
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One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Usually plays football, wrestles, and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at Hollister are also essential parts of the average meathead's day. Meatheads also tend to abbreviate where they live by putting the first letter of the city, and adding *town after. In addition to lacking high IQs, meatheads tend to stereotype things and people completely wrong.
Common meathead responses:
- "Bro let's down this protein shake then go to the gym."
- "Dude that guy has a Fall Out Boy shirt, do you think he's one of those Emos?
- >>Smashes aluminum can on head<<
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4.
A derogatory term referring to a person who is dead from the neck up. Can be used as a noun or adjective.
That meathead president said
nucular again.
5.
an insanely large and muscular individual that only thinks about body building, the gym, and protein. They restrict themselves from even drinking as they are afraid of losing muscle mass, and even contimplate or already do use steroids... their knowledge of weight training is endless, and many non-muscular fellows look up to them. They eat to the point of puking to try and put on weight, and dont have much going on upstairs in their brians, as its just meat up there, not brains
The Famous Body Builder, Mike Logozny, is a typical oversized, meatheaded individual
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A meathead can be anyone of combo of the following things:
1. Someone who is muscular and slower in the brain.
2. Someone who marinates their head in sauce.
3. Someone who likes to put their heads in a grill of some kind (Ex. Barbeque, George Forman Grill, ect.)
4. Someone who is a complete fucking idiot.
A: Yo look at that guy, he's jacked!
B: Ya, but he's a fucking meathead though.
A: Why is that idiot grilling his own head?
B: Probably cause he's a fucking meathead.
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a guy(most of the time) who is obsessed with foot ball and weight lifting and wrestling ect.. 24/7
dylan thorington is a meathead
