What is Meating?
1.
A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.
Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
2.
The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.
"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
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3.
A gathering of peers with the common goal of cooking and consuming more meat than one can eat. Stomach expansion is expected to be at at least twofold, as well as a cumulative death of at least 3 different animals for the event.
"will there be any veggie burgers at your guys' meating?"
"no fuck you jon you fucking vegetarian this is a fucking meating"
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4.
meating is when you go to a meeting but the whole time you see 8====D shapes flying out of peoples mouths when they talk
I had to go to a meating this morning at work
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5.
The act of adding meat to a meal that usually contains none.
Damn, this lettuce could really use some meating.
6.
very much like an egging, but with meat, cooked or raw; usually done in a playful or violent manner amongst a group of friends or colleagues
"Hey Jim, wanna come over this weekend? We're having a meating at Brian's place."
"Sure! I'll bring the hobo meat!"
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7.
1. Viciously slaughtering, to make meat out of someone.
2. Misspelling of the word
1. He meated her real good with his sword!
2. He was away meating his friend when an unknown assailant suddenly jumped out and stabbed him multiple times in the chest.
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