Meatlob Edit Meaning

1. A particularly disgusting shlong; i.e. a shaft with discoloration, sores, etc. possibly from an STD Susan: Hey did you hook up with Dan..

1. When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face. Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandw..

1. Can mean that the writer is confused, raising an eyebrow, and/or shocked but not about to say it. See o.O "I'm a monkey! Roar..