What is Meatosis?
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Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.
Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Random Words:
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Putting a huge dip or piece of chewing tobbaco into your mouth. Usually said by gongshow hockey players.Hence you are tossing a gag.
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When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.
"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about gett..
