Meatosis

What is Meatosis?

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Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??

Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!

Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.

Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
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