What is Meatosis?
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Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.
Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Random Words:
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to be used when
1.an unfortunate incident occurs.
2.after injuring oneself
3.before having a rant at a total assmunch
1.jeff: i cras..
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nunga nungas is a term for boobs used in a series of books called the confessions of georgia nicolson
she got knocked out by her nunga ..
