What is Meatosis?
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Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.
Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
Random Words:
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female genitalia,
her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.
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Person (usually male) who, though cool in most other respect..
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Your Arse hole. ring piece
"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."
See ring hole, rusty sheriffs badge..
